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I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this

omg

breathing down your butt

the ‘kindly gloria’ bit makes me picture an old lady instead of a kid and i…

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Great Quotes:

Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.

Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.

Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"

Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"

Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

stuck in a broken elevator

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Clementine: Joely? 
Joel: Yeah Tangerine? 
Clementine: Am I ugly? 
Joel: Uh-uh. 
Clementine: When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can’t believe I’m crying already. Sometimes I think people don’t understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don’t matter. So, I’m eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, “You can’t be ugly! Be pretty!” It’s weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too. 
Joel: You’re pretty. 
Clementine: Joely, don’t ever leave me. 
Joel: You’re pretty… you’re pretty… pretty… 

(Source: thatdbenice, via warallthetime)